I just think when something istalked about and when you seerepresentatives of whatever the subjectis it demystifies it. Ellen Degeneres: (07:49) Makes sense now. There was this one station manager, and this is a quote: No ones gonna watch it. But I'm honored that you've asked me here to speak at your common cement. Fair use is permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Shes your friend, shes my friend. And the green beans on the side. I dont know, you know. "What a beautiful, beautiful journey that we have been on together," DeGeneres told the crowd. Like were holding on to things that we dont need to hold on to that we should let go of. Like, if someone cuts me off in a dangerous way if I honk, they are like: Ellen? [crowd laughs] [crowd laughs and claps] Yeah, that and the dancing. Its when I learned that the truth will always win. What time of day is good for a lesbian? So [claps] Yeah, and then I get on the air in the first season. The show was actually called "These Friends of Mine" in its first season, but the name was changed to avoid . Those look good. We have the song like: Oh my God, thats my song. And if were at a club and that song comes on you wanna dance but you will not dance until you hit the designated dance floor. And, its a big You can imagine howbig the bathroom is. Thats the thing about the internet and social media has changed all of our lives. DeGeneres will send a producer or an audience member out into the . Ladies and gentelmen please welcome ellen degeneres All right thanks aww thank you very much thank you thank you thank you very much well..thanks what a lovely way to start work.thank you very much I.. Not from graduation, it was something else. "Hi Everyone, I want to let you all know . Ellen Degeneres: (02:02) [crowd claps] If I have a gold bar laying around Ill takethe gold bar. They dont. Its on your mind cause youre worried that someones gonna find out. What is happening? Oh my God, it was just like I mean, wed be in the car, driving past the drugstore and Id be like: Im gonna get Aspirin someday. My parents divorced when I was 13. The same people who lovedme, overnight, just hated me. Its like Little holes everywhere, you think: Whos gonnato see it? Even if we dont understand it, it doessomething for something else. Thank you. A trailblazer for LGBTQ activism and awareness, DeGeneres received early acclaim for her skills as a standup. Beads in a big floppy hat. And I said: Yes, why? And he said: Well, do you think youre still relatable? And [crowd laughs] I said: Yes, I do think Im still relatable. Ill take my black American Express card and Ill just squeeze it. And this side of the table? You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah Andy Lassner: (06:25) Squirrels live in trees. DeGeneres has hosted the Academy Awards, Grammy Awards, and the Primetime Emmys. Still Oh, thank you. Ellen Degeneres: (07:31) Theres not a lot of option at most restaurants. My parents were obsessed with celebrities and so, hi, here I am. Ellen Degeneres: (05:14) listening. Sorry about that. Like Oprah, Ellen, which premiered on Sept. 8, 2003, was a solid hit.With a mix of DeGeneres's witty banter and dance moves, which she showed off daily at the top of the show, celebrity interviews . And you can seethey have rhythm. dear Ellen. -Alright, Ill just get the salad then. [message sent noise] [crowd laughs] She sent me this. Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah You know that. Yeah, we all have our little quirks. And, so when I was offered this talk show I was really excited about it, but they were trying to sell the talk show and a lot of people didnt wanna buy it because no one thought theyd watch. Ellen Degeneres: (01:39) He had only a dollar. What did we do before the ladder? And for all of this years graduates, believe me, your best days are still ahead of you. DeGeneres sent an email to staffers at "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" on. Do you know why a chicken coop only has two doors? Ellen Lee DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. Goodbye. [claps] So I had to go buy new shoes with hardersoles and when I was trying on shoes, I realized, when we try on shoes we do things were never gonna do in them. Watch Think Dig Deeper Customize this lesson 48 In fact, Im downin this She established The Ellen DeGeneres Wildlife Fund to save the mountain gorillas. I just started eating a piece of fish once in a while and Ill eat eggs from chickens that I know. And youre watching them slowly creep up in your rearview mirror, and youre just: Please, change. Mazel tov. Maam. And anyway. Thats good. These are good, I like these. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. But my grandmother lived with us when Iwas a little girl and if an Aspirincommercial came on the air she would getup from the sofa, go to the TV turn itdown, stand in front of it and hum a hymnreally loudly like [Ellen hums a hymn] So you can imagine my fascination with Aspirin when I was a little girl. Jesus broke bread. Oh yeah! -Yes one in the hand is worth two in the bush. Why do you call it the hand? I dont know, I For a while there, I was Every time I looked at the clock it was 11:11 and every time, and I started wondering, like, what does this mean? And I should know. I love that expression. He was like the Harry Styles of 1979. I mean [crowd laughs] Its about winning. Im just going to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off. And I think because my mother told me she was rocking me when I was a little baby and we went over backwards and I thought, how fast do you have to berocking a baby? The bathroom attendant used to bea simple thing. Ellen Degeneres: (00:51) Theyre flying and they think theyve got it all but they dont. And I thought: Oh my God, I am gonna godownstairs Im gonna write the most relatable special that anybody has ever seen. So after Lupita got me dressed and combedmy hair I just couldnt wait, I was just the whole way down the escalator, Im like, this is gonna be so good. It is." 06 of 10. Thats I do have an injury thats kind of a problem for working out now. I dont think thats a good thing. Is that okay? Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane Commencement 2009 Below is the full transcript of Ellen DeGeneres' 2009 commencement speech at Tulane University on May 16, 2009. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Clearly, shes crazy. Yeah, I really do. You buy a ladder when youre an adult. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up We stand up. [rap song playing] Yeah, yeah, Ay, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances You know. [message sent noise] [crowd laughs] She sends me this. Yes. https://www.scripts.com/writer/ellen_degeneres/5244. This performance video featuring comic Ellen DeGeneres gets a simple treatment for its release on DVD. Lea Thompson. I love that phrase. You were helping us for a minute there. I was vegan for 8 years and I really do believe that is great for you. [background song in the video] And then I sent her this. The Suspiria actor made that much very clear in her Nov. 27 appearance on The Ellen Show. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up But the fine dining. Theres a squirrel. And Im gonna do that with my finger for a while because, I dont wanna judge. Maybe its time you try gay. May 26, 2022, 3:58 PM PDT. Thank you so much for being here,Seattle. We need smart people. . Its like [crowd laughs] Doing the bathmat scoot. Try Rev for free and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. Unless, of course, you got your degree at TikTok, then youre set for the rest of your life. Ellen Degeneres gave a virtual graduation speech from her home, congratulating the class of 2020. Ellen Degeneres: (00:47) Thats Theres hair in it already and you just Now, its like, its grown. The performance is in English, with no multiple language options included. Because it is when I realized how strong I was. In 2004the year Ellen and Portia started datingDeGeneres purchased a 2,000-square-foot home in Hollywood Hills for $1.275 million. I mean, there are gay football players, there are gay baseball players there are gayhockey players, there are gay doctors, lawyers there are gay hairdressers, you guys. Her character, Ellen Morgan, also came out to a therapist played by Winfrey, and the series went on to explore various LGBT issues, including the coming-out process. Nobody was in there. Youll wear them until theres alittle tiny hole starting and youre like:Thats not that bad. Thats a simple little hole that you can just Your heel can be pokingthrough, its like a halter top foryour foot. I mean social media is I think theres good things about it obviously and we canreach a lot of people and the world is more connected now but we dont talkanymore, our phones never if our cell phone rings Whos calling me, who would? You know, I found, Portia and I, on a Sunday afternoon. I really dont like to judge, except forpeople who say libary. Web. We all have our things that we do, that kind of doesnt make sense. I know when Im feeling down and Im looking for inspiration, I turned to the Dalai Lama who said, Never lose faith in the truth. Youre worried that someones gonna know and so, it is on your mind, so subconsciously were aware of that. I think they have been. After nearly two decades The Ellen DeGeneres Show is coming to an end. if you lookback at the first season. Yeah. You commonly see cement on sidewalks. If I have to do that, thatll be good. Nothing happened, so they just And then finally, in 1928, some gay guy, you know he was gay, for sure. On the heels of her announcement that she would be ending her daytime talk show after almost 20 years, the longtime host bought back her Montecito, California . I was younger than that I think Michael Jackson was in NewOrleans and I was so I heard where he was, that what street he was on and so, Ichased, I didnt chase. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. I have a lot of ladders I have a six-foot, I have an eight-foot I have the extension, the 20-foot aluminum. Just becausethey knew I was gay. Andy Lassner: (01:15) I swore I'd never used them again, but desperate times calls for desperate jokes. Im slicing it. Complete biography of Ellen DeGeneres . I was trying to laugh along with the vegan bit,but And all the vegans are like: Oh, Ellen! "Very few stations wanted to buy the show, and here we are 20 years . The Ellen DeGeneres Show features a recurring segment, called "Cash for Kindness," that spreads good cheer by lying to people. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. Ellen Degeneres: (03:17) -Thank you. Like everyone has a fear everyones scared of something. -No, not at all. Im And Im kind, Im a good person. I was 10 years old. Do you have a donkey or a pack mule or anything? Ive decided, its the best. Im a human being. He said: Well, I mean, your life has changed so much. And Isaid: I know but I still think Imrelatable. And anyway, just then, Batu,my butler, stepped into the library and He announced that my breakfast was readyand I [crowd laughs] I said: Well continue this conversation another time. Ellen Degeneres: (06:15) I dont need anything. [crowd laughs] [claps] If I have to do that, thats good. Put that in perspective. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Nearly a decade later in 1994, DeGeneres was still very much in the closet when her sitcom Ellen went on air. Dont let anyone try and talk you out of them. Its when I learned compassion. We never bought anything. Ellen Degeneres: ( 00:00) Hi, everyone and welcome. I will, yeah. No ones gonna watch a lesbian duringthe day.. I didnt have waterproof clothes, I didnt have waterproof shoes I didnt have the right things. Boss died by suicide at a hotel Tuesday, according to a report from the Los Angeles medical . DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. [crowd laughs] No, I dont like to judge cause I do stupid things, we all do Everyone does stupid things. Oh. Id like to speak to the manager. When Ellen DeGeneres announced that her show was coming to a close, she was visibly upset. Thats Thats my Happy Birthday fist right there. And thats when you grow and thats what we all want. And [claps] And that time, after I came out, was really one of the hardest periods of my life, it was. For the shoes to see themselves, cause youcant. Does that cancel it out in any way or What if I had two cats, does that make mequestioning or am I not quite gay at that point? I got a TV from the gay lady. If youre in your forties and youre still living in your parents house, maybe then find another dream. There are going to be bad times in life, like whats happening right now. -Yes, but I got one in the hand and thats worth two in the bush. [crowd claps] Yes, I turned 60 this year. I literally wrote without stopping, I finished writing it and I read it and Isaid to myself: Im gonna do this on Johnny Carson and Ill be the first woman in thehistory of the show to be called over tosit down to talk to Johnny Carson. And, I mean, Im in a basementon a mattress with fleas, never done comedy. Extend your content reach and maximize your engagement rates. Discover why Rev is the #1 speech-to-text service in the world. If you go home, we all have the same stuff in our junk drawer. Heathens. He was popular, too. Not bad . Gillian: And it didn't happen. Can you do it without? Heres something that Ive learned that I hope I can help with. Just Hows this gonna go? You know, you say: Im vegan. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dads vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more. Ill tell you that. Andy Lassner: (00:50) 2 Mar. And I thought I wouldlike to talk to God, not just pray but Iwould love to be able to pick up the phone and call up God and ask questions and get the answers. There are a lot of children that it would impact a lot of kids would be helped by that, you know, and [crowd cheers and clap] Its not just actorsand actresses. But I really, you know, as much asthat was an imprint that celebrities werespecial and, you know, I knew that I didntthink I was gonna be a celebrity. Her parents divorced when she was 16 years old. Its the news, without the news. In 2016, she received the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Ive seen that in the brochure, and Ill bring a poncho in case theres a bonfire on the beach. But that's exactly where she found herself in 1997 when she broke out of the professional closet she'd inhabited since becoming a standup comic. I love that we imagine that were gonna curl up and read a good book. And in the bad times, remember, they wont last forever. [crowd laughs] Ill bring some books, Ill read for sure. 2021 Scraps from the Loft. When when you have a house, and the bigger the house the more ladders. But its not until youve faced that fear head-on that you realized your power. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up I gotta get home to feed my cats. And She said: Oh, how many cats do you have? And I said: Three. And she goes: Oh, you area lesbian. [crowd claps] I said: I got news for you,thats not what makes you a lesbian, its Nuts Its other stuff. And, even though I knew that was gonna be difficult. Ellen Degeneres: (04:10) Ellen Degeneres: (03:42) I'm bringing back some classic punchlines this week. Shouldnt be a problem. Thank you. For DeGeneres, who built her career on playing versions of "Ellen," by appearing, as a . Some of these restaurants they have thewaiters that I get so much anxiety from the waiters that refuse to take yourorders and write it down. Thats [crowd laughs] Sliced bread really came about In 1928 somebody decided to slice it, in 1928. [crowd laughs] [claps] Youll notice the difference in as littleas 48 hours. These are good if I have to do this. [crowd claps] Theyve got the coexist bumper sticker on theback listening to NPR knitting a hemp scarf If I see a Prius going fast, Im like: Good for you! I dont know why it is. [crowd laughs] [claps], I dont have that many childhood memories. Im good. [crowd claps], Thats a job, there are so many jobs when you think aboutit. We all have For some reason we wont throw a rubber band away There are tons of rubber bands like 24 rubber bands are in there, like in case, a bunch of little girls come over for pigtails one day. And for you? So its been 15 years since Ive donestand-up and when I decided to do thisspecial a friend of mine was at my house and I told him: Im going to do stand upagain. And he said: Really? And I said: Yeah. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up That was a mistake, too. Im pretty sure that, you know -Doctor, sometimes I worry -Ive heardenough. I was hoping for more of a really. But it was really. Theres a AA battery. One photo shows David sitting in a chair leaning on his white Gibson guitar, while Iman is laid back on a bed* Do you want them? [crowd laughs] Shoe salesmen are like no other salesmen for any other thing you buy. You know I mean, the ladder, we take that for granted. They dont know who he is. [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway?" Yeah . Ellen DeGeneres definitely did not accept an invitation to Dakota Johnson's birthday party earlier this fall. Ill tell you. And I also want to say how sorry I am that youre not going to be able to have a graduation ceremony. I was walking, hewas walking, he started running, I had tocatch up. And when I married Portia, she had a little ladder. The Ellen DeGeneres Show March 8, 2004 Ellen: Please give a warm welcome to Golden Globe and Emmy award winner Gillian Anderson! They should be wherever theyre supposedto be. Trees have leaves. "Ellen DeGeneres" Scripts.com. According to The Washington Post, DeGeneres "got choked up" about her talk show ending, and despite how you might feel about the host, the moment was pretty heartbreaking.Given that the conclusion of her show marks such a huge shift in her life, it makes sense as to why DeGeneres has been spotted looking . I thought either this is gonna be the worst joke Ive ever written or the best. I have 15 on right now. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up The sentence repeats I to emphasize Transcribe your audio files to find high-impact insights in minutes. Stephen "tWitch" Boss, choreographer, DJ and co-host of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," has died. Back that ass up I was, you know My hair was different. The book is in the library. But since Im home and youre home, I thought I could say a few words to all the years graduates, and put your caps and gowns on if you have them nearby. Flatten it out. USA TODAY. This hour-long special focused on everyday situations, as DeGeneres put it: modern life and other inconveniences. If you go to a restaurant, unless itsa vegan restaurant. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now: Directed by Joel Gallen. The Best Speech-to-Text Solution for Your Business Learn how Rev fits into your businesses workflow. Everything changed. And theyre still looking at me And Im like: I dont wanna looklike an idiot. So, I just filled up the back seat. I mean, if someone does something rude in traffic to you, you can honk and let themknow your disapproval and I I shouldnt even have a horn in my car. Ellen's show experienced a hiatus from mid-December 2020 to mid-January 2021. If you are graduating this year, first of all, I want to say congratulations. OK. Mazel tov. Comedian and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has been in the spotlight for decades. Its not important. A source told the Daily Mail, who reported the news early Wednesday, that "Ellen knows her time is up . Im gonna see what that is, right there,with that because I have to see this and No, I know youre next to me but youre still wrong, even though you caught up. Oh boy. Heres a little bit of what I know. In 2010, she was a judge on American Idol for its ninth season. I mean People werent talking about dandruff. Was there a problem with the meal, everything OK? This was Ellen DeGeneres 's second HBO special. I was also told that today is Chicken Appreciation Day. You know what I mean? As a film actress, DeGeneres starred in Mr. Wrong (1996), EDtv (1999), and The Love Letter (1999), and provided the voice of Dory in the Pixar animated films Finding Nemo (2003) and Finding Dory (2016); for Nemo, she was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress, the first time an actress won a Saturn Award for a voice performance. By Morgan Sung. tWitch: (08:24) But the only memory, I have a couple ofmemories when we would go to a gasstation when I was a little girl. I mean, I dont know how many people have had a cap in the eye, but I have. Try Rev and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. If you look up: Birds that dance to music. Youll see,there are so many of them. Theres a womanwith a ferret theres a man with a mongoose, theres a lady with a donkey. I had fame, I had money, I had everything that I thought that was important. 2. DUSS with my boo bae, tastes like . Ellen Degeneres: (00:00) I had gotten to the point where it was more important for me to feel proud of who I was and live my truth than worry about what other people thought of me. Like What is Aspirin? I didnt have a talent, I didnt play an instrument I didnt sing, I wasnt in drama class, I didnt act I wasnt a class clown I was just kind of a regular kid. Speech-to-Text live streaming for live captions, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition API. I mean [crowd laughs] I refuse to be a barbarian anymore. Speech-to-Text API for pre-recorded audio, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition engine. The Ellen DeGeneres Show, I thought it was somewhat entertaining, but not enough to make a habit out of watching the show. I roll it real tight. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah A famously awkward interview clip of actress Dakota Johnson calling out TV host Ellen Degeneres resurfaced on Wednesday as fans joke that Johnson caused the show's demise. But you know, to find the mountain gorillas they live in the mountains and they are in the jungle in the mountains. She has won 30 Emmys, 20 People's Choice Awards (more than any other person), and numerous other awards for her work and charitable efforts. Thats very cool, and look where you are now, huh? I dont know if I shouldget it. Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right foryou. Why is that my job? Lets call it sometime mid June. Ellen DeGeneres is apologizing to her staff in the wake of allegations that her talk show fosters a toxic environment. Delicious, as a matter fact but when I went into the bathroom I was all alone. I dont like to waste food. The 62-year-old daytime talk show host returned to TV Monday after a summer plagued by a toxic-work-environment scandal. NBC By John Koblin March 22, 2021 When Ellen DeGeneres returned from a summer hiatus to open the 18th season of her daytime talk show in September, she came armed with an apology. And its not about the money. I moved into this tiny basement apartment and you could hardly stand up in it. Top-rated television show host and New Orleans native Ellen DeGeneres was the keynote speaker at Tulane University's 2009 Commencement. You say: Id like to try those on a size six. They come out with boxes. Easily integrate Rev using our robust APIs to start building your product quickly. No, thank you. Ellen Degeneres: (07:36) I make that statement, six years later, this happens. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. I didnt know it was her cause she wasin a different car. Andy Lassner: (07:48) Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. Do you find yourself in love with, attracted toor just curious about the same sex? Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up If you dont know, one had roast beef and the other had none. I just think, it would help if more peoplecame out. 02:52 PM - 12 May . Its your hand. I thought so, I thought [crowd laughs] Theres nothing more embarrassing than when you pass up a slow driver to showthem the proper way of driving. Its amazing, we were poor cause we never had medicine. You can tell its May because people are wearing floral print face masks. But you know, so then I grew up going: Oh, celebrities! I guess,everybodys like that but like, I mean, Iwas 16. Yeah, but I got one in the hand so -But theres two in the bush. Because I feel like animals should be in their natural environment. The next year she received two Emmy Award nominations for her stand-up comedy special Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now. Ellen Degeneres: (08:05) Ellen Degeneres Commencement Speech Transcript 2020, Congressional Testimony & Hearing Transcripts. 4. I think youre doing a great job. Ellen Degeneres: (04:51) What are the kids doing? See those leaders start to frown I sure do like her. Yeah, so, starting season 16 this year and now [crowd cheers and claps] So, it turns out theyll watch a lesbian during the day. No, but Ive dined in other places before. Industry-leading accurate legal transcription to ensure you dont miss a statement. I was so angry atfleas and I was like And I just thoughtthey must do something because I do trulybelieve that everything in nature works together. -It is? Maybe theyre transporting a bowl ofsoup. Ellen's talent, personal warmth and insight have earned her recognition as a global entertainer and household name. Thank you. [ Gillian comes out ] Gillian: I can't believe I have to come on a talk show to see you anymore. View history Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now is a stand-up comedy routine that was shown on HBO. I cant No. And when we see signs like that we think that means that were on the right path which by the way, we are all on a path. They are on the beat and Iwas like: Oh my God, thats crazy. And then I started really thinking about it, cause I love animals so much and Ithought: I dont know how I feel. Because when people get birds as pets they cliptheir wings, they put them in cages they dont get to fly anymore but these birds get to dance and theyknow music and theyre listening to music that theyd never otherwise hear if they were in the jungle, you know. Everybody was all nervous about dandruff and then Sofia Vergara does this Head & Shoulders commercial Her son has dandruff. Yep. [claps] When we try on shoes theres a little tiny mirror on the ground. Yeah. Girl, you look good, wont you back that ass up Buenas tardes, estudiantes. "The truth is, I always trust my . I know you dont think thats as important but it really is. The ladder is an adult purchase if you really think about it. I mean, its amazing. For fiveminutes it was really celebrated and then everyone changed their minds. [message received noise] [crowd laughs] Id send her this. [crowd laughs] Gold toilets. Ill wanna have a poncho on. But [crowd claps] -But Im not in any pain -And you wontbe. 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